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Showing posts with label Eric's bad ideas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eric's bad ideas. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

XC skiing stuff

Well, this is the time of the year for skiing, and Beth and I are in a cross-country ski class that meets Mondays and Wednesdays to fix our technique and get some exercise. Considering that my current technique can be best described as "wild flailing that somehow propels me in a generally forward direction," the class should be really beneficial. Having such miserable technique does make me awesome at the "getting exercise" part of the class, though. The other night one of our instructors pointed out that I was combining the inefficiency of the blah-blah-blah technique almost seamlessly with the lack of power of the blah-blah-blah technique. Having now uncombined and then recombined my styles, I'm now a bit better off, but I still have a long way to go.


Speaking of a long way to go, I signed myself up for the Tour of Anchorage, a 50K cross-country ski race that loops around a large portion of the city. The race is in early March, the weekend after our classes end, so I hope I'm ready by then. I know I can drop down a notch and do the 40K race instead (which not only is shorter, but avoids by far the largest hill on the course), but now that i'm signed up for the longer race that will seem like a failure (even though if I had just signed up for the 40K in the first place it would seem like a great accomplishment - guess I screwed that one up). Anyway, its definitely lighting a bit of a fire under my butt to get out there and train, which is kind of nice. It's been a long time since I've had a training goal like this to commit to (holy cow! was my half-ironman really almost a full decade ago?).





If you want to know anything about the race, you can check it out here. If you don't want to know anything, then don't click here.

Also, I'm pleased to report that Beth had a bit of a breakthrough on the "hills are our friends" front. I still wouldn't say she's thrilled about them, but she reports the discovery that by hurtling herself down one hill at breakneck speed, she will have extra momentum as she begins going up the next hill. Maybe it's not quite the same as loving hills, but it seems like a step in the right direction.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Trophy Time!!!

Both of you (all three on a good day!) already know that last year at the office Christmas party I drank too much egg-nog and knocked over the tree was transfixed by one impossibly large present at the gift exchange. "It's shaped just like a trophy," I thought, "but it can't possibly be a 4-foot-high trophy. So what on Earth could it be? I must find out!" It was a trophy, and despite my best efforts to give it away (for the past year, virtually everyone who has come into the house has been declared champion of something and offered the trophy) the trophy sat in our living room.

As this winter approached, I decided to give it away at the office Christmas party, where re-gifting is a valued tradition, but nobody was going to open the giant trophy-shaped present this time around, so I had to get creative. So I took the trophy apart and rebuilt it with hinges and locks so that I could fit it into a 2-foot high box. Here's how it works:


So I wrapped it up and snuck it into work, where I hid it in an empty cubicle. Then I printed a document asking whoever found the printout to find the gift and add it to the pile. This way, nobody would know it was from me, since it was still a waaaay oversized present and people were sort of expecting me to try to regift the trophy. I guess I got away with it because somebody got fooled:


opening the mystery gift...


Everybody loves the hinge action!


Liz couldn't believe she got fooled.


But I think this picture captures her true ambivalence about the trophy. Meanwhile, over her shoulder I think I spy a plan hatching...


A gift theft! Somebody actually knew what they were getting and wanted in - he says he's got big plans for sprucing it up to re-gift next year.

Friday, October 22, 2010

The backyard

Once we got the siding project "done" (okay, so technically there's still some work to do, but nothing that absolutely can't wait), I guess I was pretty eager to get to work in the backyard. Last year we moved in just before the start of winter, so the only thing I managed to do outside was to plant some tulip and daffodil bulbs. When spring (finally!) came, it was great to see them start sprouting while the rest of the yard was still covered in snow. Then when the flowers started blooming they were such a nice splash of color after a long winter of white, greys and browns.

But that was all Beth and I got to do last fall, and as the snow melted in the rest of the yard it revealed all sorts of branches, unraked leaves, trash, hoses, a swinging chair canopy, rocks, fence posts, a pot filled with small animal skulls (!), lost tools, utensils, fishing lures, shoes and other assorted crap that was left behind by the old owners. As busy as we were this summer, we didn't get to do too much to fix this up*, and we even ended up adding a bunch of extra branches, logs and construction debris to the mess.

* Although when I think about it, we did put in a fair bit of work. Beth spent about 3 days raking, we cleaned up the trash, built raised garden beds and planter boxes, filled in low spots with topsoil, planted grass seed, trimmed trees on our own and hired a service to cut down 7 full trees. Its just that with our siding project and the rotten midsummer weather we never got caught up.

So anyway, by the time we were done siding I had a bit of a bee in my bonnet about making the yard look nice. Here's what I did about it:

Task #1: Plant bulbs along the front of the house
Beth and I did this one together after work one day. I raked leaves over the top as insulation, and now we just need to hope there's no windstorm before snow falls. I should also not that part of the reason we had to replant is that we not only trampled the old flowers during our window and siding adventures, but we also dug up all of this dirt while burying blueboard. So some of the old bulbs got smashed, split or buried 2 feet deep. Anyway, here's photo evidence (at least of the raking part).

Task #2: Winterized the raised berry beds:
In order to protect our berry bushes from cold weather and foraging moose, they needed to get covered, too. Plenty of leaves in the backyard, but the trick was avoiding dog poop. Fortunately Bella likes to pick just a few predictable spots, so I just avoided those areas.

Task #3: Mow the backyard
I'll start this out by saying that I think throwing leaves away in trash bags is about the dumbest thing in the world. Trust me, leaves don't need to end up in a landfill. But our compost bin is nearly full and in the spring it will have to fit all of the leaves from the last couple of pictures. So instead of composting, I mowed the lawn even though the grass is pretty much dormant by now. By mowing the lawn (and by lawn I guess I really mean leaves), I'm basically just shredding all of the leaves and twigs so they can compost in place and in the spring the new grass should just grow around and through the chopped-up leaves. I got the idea from the gardening column in the local paper, which recommends this as a natural way to fertilize the lawn, and honestly it took a lot less effort than raking would have.

Task #4: Cut down broken tree
Although I clearly don't like this sort of job (Note: not true), I was ready for it even though it cropped up unexpectedly. After a recent windstorm snapped a fully mature birch tree in half 20 feet off the ground, I figured it was best to take the rest of the tree down myself rather than letting it smash our shed, or the fence, or Bella, or one of us. I cut off the still-dangling top and all of the branches with our extendable pruning saw, then had to figure out how to get the trunk down without crushing any of the things that I was trying to protect in the first place. I opted for tying a rope around the very top of the tree and looping the rope over the base of a branch of a nearby tree. After cutting most of the way through the trunk I pulled the rope tight, leaning the broken tree into the living one, an
d tied it off. This held the trunk up while I sawed the rest of the way through, and then I was able to use the rope to gradually lower it to the ground. Later, I dug around the stump and used a chainsaw to cut it off nearly at ground level. All-in-all it went quite smoothly, with the notable exception of Beth's hammer ("Stanley") having to spend a cold and lonely night hung up in a tree branch.

Task #5: Get rid of all the sticks, roots, branches, stumps, twigs, etc. that won't be used in our wood stove this winter
Between pruning trees last spring, getting rid of brush to build our garden, our recent windstorm, digging up roots while burying blueboard insulation, some construction debris, wood that was down when we moved in and whatever other sources, we had some pretty big piles of branches in our yard as well as a scattering of random branches. All this led to a 2-day bonfire to get rid of it all. I hope our neighbors can forgive me for day 2, when I dumped a box of wet leaves and dirt onto a raging fire leading to 3 hours of a massive smoke cloud settling over the neighborhood. My bad everybody. I didn't want to compost it because of nails and other construction debris that were mixed in, and for some reason I was actually convinced that it would burn easily. I guess you win some and you lose some, right? Anyway, after the bonfire (and another two days before the coals were totally out) the yard was a much cleaner place.

Task #6: Dump run
Because you can't burn everything, and because Beth has the good sense to not even try, there was a whole lotta construction debris that needed to be taken to the dump. So last Saturday Beth and I jam-packed Chris' trailer with junk, but there was still more. So we put a tarp in the trunk of the Camry and loaded it up with junk, too, which took care of nearly everything. Finally, we strapped our old dining room window to the roof and took it all up to the landfill in Eagle River. With a net weight of nearly 1500 pounds it was by far our biggest dump run - equal to the first two runs combined!

Task #7: Cut, split, stack and cover firewood
This is the part that makes me feel all Alaskan and manly. I think I even grew a beard while I was splitting wood. Anyway, here's what I was dealing with:
  • Logs from the trunks of 7 trees we had cut in early summer
  • Logs I collected last fall that had never been cut or split
  • Logs from the tree that just got blown over
  • A stack of the bigger branches that were pruned in the spring
  • Logs from several smaller trees that we cut down ourselves last winter/spring
Anyway, this took a couple of days even though I had started splitting some of the wood in August. But thanks to some gorgeous weather (the state high temperature of 56 degrees was set at Merril Field, which is where our neighborhood of Airport Heights gets its name) and a state holiday (hooray for Alaska Day!!) I was finally able to finish this up last Monday. Now we've got a couple cords of wood ready to go for the winter. Here's our backup stack:

Task #8: Plant grass seed
It turns out that right before the first snow is actually I great time to put down grass seed, so that it starts to germinate as soon as the snow starts really melting in Spring. I haven't actually done this one yet, but I'm ready to go once snow is in the forecast and I've thought about it enough that I feel good writing it here.

Task #9: Final Tidying
This is just tying up the loose ends: coiling ropes, folding tarps, storing things for the winter and just generally cleaning up. I'm already looking forward to next spring when the snow melts and we can go straight to enjoying our beautiful backyard. Not that we won't enjoy it over the winter, but the thought of long summer evenings out there is a big part of why we bought the place.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

What if...

...I told you I was doing research for an easement on a trail from my cubicle to the end of the internet? Would that make how I spend my time more acceptable?

Monday, March 23, 2009

Ski train: now with more pictures!

We went with a group of 30-40 people: Team Cheesy Puff! Here's the train down in the valley:
It was really pretty from up high:
And romantic. Ooh la la!

We slid down this hill on our butts. It was probably a 35 degree slope, and there were times when we were going so fast it was a bit scary.

This was definitely a brilliantly executed one-handed handstand, and not an attempted backflip that ended just exactly like it looks like it will.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Marathon

I've had it in the back of my head that I want to run a marathon for more than 10 years and this winter, spring and summer I've decided to give it another try. The tentative race is the Cordova marathon on July 11, which will give Beth and I an excuse to take the ferry over to Cordova and check the place out for a day or two.

Since I got to Alaska almost 2 months ago I've been running or XC skiing probably 3 times a week, and the funny thing about it is that I'm already getting into better shape. I'm pretty lucky that I have a body thats pretty willing to take the abuse, and that whips itself into shape pretty quickly. So far I've run up to 7.5 miles, with relative ease during the run but considerable soreness afterwards (i.e.: today). I'm thinking that I need to make that a typical distance in about the next month or so, so that from April on I can go for a couple runs of about that length a week, with longer runs mixed in occasionally.

Beth is also in training for the Mayor's Midnight Sun half-marathon in Anchorage in mid-June. So we'll be a couple of running fools until mid-summer.

Friday, January 9, 2009

It worked for the ancient Greeks....

Maybe it'll work for me. My latest data isn't useless, it just presents a somewhat muddled picture. So instead I decided to take a more constellational approach to the problem and decided it looks more like a scorpion than aging and weathering sediments and soils. I'm sure you'll agree.

(With all respect due to angry pirate monkeys, if you think I ripped off your idea here, you're dreaming. This is brilliant and original. Pbbbbbbbttt!)

Monday, January 5, 2009

Re: Bitterly Cold

In a related note to the earlier story, Beth and I had to pick up a friend at the airport on Saturday night, so she started the car and let it run for a couple of minutes to warm up the engine while we stayed inside. Having a second set of keys, she locked the car doors (my idea) to keep the car from wandering off on its own. Of course, we came back outside only to find out that the door remote doesn't work while the engine is running, and all the locks (even the trunk) were frozen solid. It was -11 outside and midnight, but I think we handled the situation pretty well. Just not as well as our near saint of a landlady, who arrived with her lock de-icing spray while I was still looking for a place to plug in an extension cord and hair-dryer.

And we made it to the airport in time to wait in the parking lot for a half hour before our friend's baggage finally came out.